1. His dog is waiting for him outside the bar, and at times actually joins him in the bar.
2. He has a backpack.
3. When asking for your number he pulls out a non functioning cell phone... typical collecting of random found items.
4. When the cell phone clearly doesn't work, he pulls out a piece of paper and a black sharpie.
5. Instead of calling you, he wants to "come by" later...mostly because of the no phone situation and lack of housing...and money.
6. He wants to come to your house for the following purposes: to use your razor to shave, your shower to bathe and most likely your home for shelter.
7. His "story" leads you to believe he was once rich, handsome and smart.
8. His "friends" and he hang out outside "Stars and Stripes" liquor store drinking 40's, instead of on his "boat" cuz the "owner is cool."
9. Instead of buying you a beer he pulls one out of his shopping cart.
10. He is barefoot.
Okay the last two are a figment of my imagination, they did not really occur....the others however are fully accurate, but may have been embellished...slightly!
Comments
After watching the Bachelor I told Chad only maybe 5% of the population is dateable? They might seem ok but underneath "wingnut" But your friend was wing nut from the first roll up! But it was sweet that he wanted to share his King Cobra with you. run.....run....Love ya tons Karen~
Dateable. yes, most are NOT and I am so not willing to settle for less than the bomb, especially for less than sheltered! yikes. Tell Chaddy hi for me :)