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The Bachelorette-Who's Left

Here is my quick and dirty on the remaining Bachelor contestants (and a few other poor schmucks)...

Shawn: Ryan Gosling + Matthew Maconahay
Shawn is still hanging in there but I'm thinkin' he blew it with his overzealousness about being "the one" and his deep seeded hatred for Nick. If you ask me, and you obviously did, Kaitlyn is over it but doesn't want to send him home.  Wouldn't it be the BEST if in real life we called dumping people "sending them home?"  She told Shawn about her premature naughty night specifically because she wants him to break up with her.  Then she doesn't have to! You feel me?
Eager Beaver

Nick: The guy you should stay away from
We all know his kind. He wants what he can't have...and seriously wears skinny jeans and man sweaters all. the. time. It's just too much. A glimpse into Nick's head- "This chick is cool (and totally puts out) buuuuut if she doesn't chose me, here's hopin' for the next Bachelor pick!"  You wish.
Already-hit-that

Ben: 
Ben is where it's at, for Kaitlyn that is. I'm a happily married woman DUH. Shawn and Nick will "split the vote" so to speak and Ben will win, which in this case means get married (what world do we live in?) This is at least what I hope will happen.  It's seemingly likely however that Sweater Jones actually will win, since Kait has become sort of an idiot. I don't get much from Ben and perhaps that's ABC's stab at a plot twist. There could be more going on between he and Kait. Who's to say? I have just enough time to watch the show (illegally downloaded without commercials) and blog about it twice.  There's just no room in my life to speculate beyond what Chris Harrison gives me.
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner?


I'm gonna need to throw a little something out there about Jared, Joe and Cupcake Obviously they're gone now, but I think some kudos are in order. 

Jared, 
I think you look like Seneca Crane from the Hunger Games. The way you left was really, really sweet.  I like you a lot more now...that you've been sent home.

Joe, 
You're hilarious and I'm sorry Kaitlyn doesn't find you more attractive.

Cupcake, 
I was rooting for you for a WHILE.  Your teeth and hair are phenomenal. I still don't really get the cupcake ride up. I thought arriving in toothpaste or a toothbrush would have made a little more sense and therefore a better joke.  Anyway, you made my night when you completely lost it with crying and self-talk.  "Get it together Chris.  I didn't think you'd cry!" (it went something like that)  Oh man...too good. PS I hope they rescued you from that mountaintop.

Monday night,
What is in store????!!!!




Comments

Jamie Asche said…
I love your commentary and predictions. I literally laughed out loud about 4 times. :)
July 10, 2015 at 9:53 PM
Blonde Story Short said…
I am happy to hear that Jamie :) Hope you're doing great!!!!
July 11, 2015 at 2:01 PM
Karen Carter said…
You nail it every time and once again I am disgusted with myself for watching...
July 17, 2015 at 10:26 AM
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